If You Give a Middle Aged Mom a Membership to Weight Watchers

If you give a middle aged mom a membership to Weight Watchers, it's going to cost a lot of money. First she will sit around the house complaining about how hungry she is and that she doesn’t know what to eat because she doesn’t know how many points everything is.
If she complains about how hungry she is, she will want to eat some healthy food. She will have to eat a lot of healthy food because it takes a lot to keep her full and it's going to cost a lot of money.
If she eats a lot of healthy food, she will start to feel better. If she starts to feel better then she will probably want to start exercising and it's going to cost a lot of money.
If she starts to exercise, she will want to get some stretchy pants so she can feel comfortable while she is exercising and it's going to cost a lot of money.
If she gets some stretchy pants, she will need to go shopping for other cute clothes while she is at the store because she is going to need them as she is trimming down and it's going to cost a lot of money.
If she gets some other cute clothes, she will need to get some cute shoes to match her cute outfit and it's going to cost a lot of money.
If she has a cute outfit she will need to get her hair cut and colored so she will look as young as she feels and it's going to cost a lot of money.
If she has her hair cut and colored she will need to get her nails done to make the final touch to her transformation and it's going to cost a lot of money.
If she gets her nails done, she will have a whole new look and her husband will need to take her out on the town and it's going to cost a lot of money.
But she's worth it!